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Sunday, March 18, 2007
m a n g l i s h This is hilarious .. even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with ... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 goodness he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7- eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. Have a nice day :D
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.:: the persona ::.  this blog is now shared with another deranged writer! the first deranged writer is of course, le femme herself. yessss, see that silly baby grinning on that in that 18 year old picture?? yeah, that's her. she's 19, fueled with passion for weird things :) loves writing and complaining :) enjoys peeking into people's brain and hearts :) her posts are trademarked by maroon-coloured fonts and song lyrics for titles :) NOW HAS BLACK HAIR!  the second deranged writer is the epitome of a bowl of cereal. why, you ask? cos this writer's got lotsa things to say, but sometimes it's all jumbled up. the good stuff is all in a bowl, topped off with sugar and strawberries. yummeh! oh. see, that's the second writer up top there. this writer likes to hold orange baloons, and hates frowning. oh the irony. booyah! this dude's 19 as well, filled with things to say. lives in the YOUKAY and exploding there. can you hear it? supports liverpool, loves totti, and loves brown and the silly baby girl at the top of the page. his posts will be trademarked by brown fonts and a mix of song lyrics and real titles :) hit Counter *the slimmest of chances that keshia's going to let just anyone hug her. this is your only chance! hug keShia!* .:: so tell me ::. .:: close to my heart ::. crumbles
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